cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

(Source: coolpixiekid)

miss-cath:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 


Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that

Also why did they automatically assume the person asking the girl out is a cis male? I mean lesbians like pizza too unless there’s a secret lesbian rule banning pizza that I don’t know about?

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

electra-hearted:

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